orange is the new black meme | 8 inmates

"i’m crazy. i’m a crazy person. there is something really wrong with me."


So a new species of snake (Pseudocerastes urarachnoides) was recently discovered in southern Iran.


Its common name is the spider-tailed horned viper because its tail is literally a fucking spider. This salty motherfucker has a spider (well, a VERY convincing spider-shaped lure) for a tail. I’d try to get on its level but I don’t know if that’s even possible. 


Spider snake. Snake spider. Nature isn’t even in the neighborhood of fucking around. 






This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

Needed this today

when you hear people preach that it gets better, they aren’t joking. if it’s not better yet, it will be. 

this post could literally be saving lives rn and that is why i love this website.

I’ve reblogged this 6 times I think. It’s so important.

Anonymous asked: "proof that 5sos are actually nice? lol they're fucking rude and treat their fans like shit"



  • Ashton draws butterflies on the wrists of fans that self-harm
  • They are all (esp. Calum) heavily involved with TWLOHA
  • One time they couldn’t go outside their hotel to greet fans so Ashton threw down a bunch of crumpled up papers and when the fans opened them up it said “we love you!:)” and a few other sweet things
  • A body guard pushed a fan away from the boys and Luke told him to stop and he pushed past the guard  to give her a hug and take a picture (Oh, she happened to be a bigger girl by the way, in case you actually believe that 5sos care about their fan’s weight)
  • They did 5C5D instead of taking a break because they felt bad some fans didn’t have the opportunity to see them live
  • In a twitcam Ashton accidentally made the comment of how he’s gonna switch to a diet of almonds because it’ll get him fit and Calum got extremely defensive and started saying not to promote that even as a joke (basically big shout out to Calum for being aware some fans have EDs you go Calum)
  • They’ve been doing tours non-stop, back-to-back. They’ve been doing meet-ups/meet and greets and haven’t even had time for their families and friends because they just want to make their fans happy.
  • A fan (who happens to be my friend) was crying once at a M&G because she was so insecure about her weight and Ashton told her to chin up and that she was beautiful the way she was
  • Luke bought Starbucks for a fan who couldn’t afford it
  • Ashton offered to buy a fan a t-shirt she wanted because she couldn’t afford it and it was her birthday
  • also;









But yeah, sure! 5sos are so rude and totally don’t care about their fans, it’s so obvious. Maybe you should do some research and stop believing every god damn rumour you hear? Stop being bitter and salty, remove the stick from your ass, find some real proof 5sos “don’t care” and are “not nice”, and then you can hit me up.

also lets remember;

  • Ashton went and bought donuts for fans standing outside
  • 5sos threw a pizza party for a ton of fans in LA?
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list of things to talk about:

• michael
• michaels lips
• michael wearing eyeliner
• michael
• michaels eyes
• michaels cute bod
• michael
• michael

an unspecified Michael post

sit back and watch the RT fandom come swooping in